RealTouch Official Review
Well I have finally gotten around writing the review of the RealTouch device. It took me a while to come up with the right words about this incredible masturbation machine because I wanted to give it the justice it deserves. I admit that it took me a while to actually build up the nerve to buy one and even more to actually use it but OH MY GOD, this magical pleasure device called the Real Touch is one of the best things i have ever bought. I am away from my partner for extended periods of time a lot and this keeps me sane as it is the next best thing to real sex that you can have but without having to cuddle them after! Here is my story and review that i think you may like and it will definitely be worth your while reading it.
Well when the delivery came to my door a couple of weeks ago I was a bit taken back at the size of the package as I didn’t really think that it would be that big but just thought it must have a lot of excess space in the box to keep the Realtouch device safe while in transit. When I opened it up I realized that it was because the Realtouch unit is actually pretty big and comes with the power chords, USB tower, performance sleeve, manuals and bottles of lube and anti-bacterial cleaner. When I purchased my Real Touch it also came with 120 Realtouch VOD minutes, 10 Realtouch encoded videos, 4 Realtouch male enhancement videos and 1 free introductory Realtouch date code.
I didn’t waste any time getting into it as I quickly skimmed over the massive amounts of warnings (which do put you off a bit) and then it took me a while to install of the software needed to run the Realtouch but I finally got there and was ready to give it a go. If you haven’t read the rest of this blog then I will quickly refresh you on what the Realtouch actually is.
The Sex Device
The RealTouch is an electronic male masturbation device that plugs into you computers USB port and then is synced up with various different Real Touch porn videos you can get or watch at Realtouch Videos. When in use the Realtouch software then translates exactly what the porn stars are doing to the device to give you the same mind blowing experience at home. This is all done by the excellent engineering that has been done to the device which consists of a series of soft ribbed belts, heating elements, a rubber opening and a couple of lube injectors up the top with a plastic housing. There is nothing else like this around and they are truly the leaders in the industry for innovation.
My First Real Touch Encounter
Back to my first experience. After the installation was completed I got in a comfortable place and dropped my pants and was ready to get freaky. I went to the Realtouch Video site and then picked the video I wanted to watch and the device started to warm up. There is a massive selection from categories such as Big Tits, Teen, Blonde, Big Butt, M.I.L.F., Gonzo and also different sex act categories like Blow job, Cum Shot, Doggy Style, Cowgirl, Missionary and Reverse Cowgirl just to name a few. I am a fan of Big Tits myself so that will be my first time here I think.
When you click on the category you see the selection of videos along with the porn star, the sex acts and positions in the video along with some other info. Sorry but I am just going to have to have another go and come back to finishing this as every time I go tho the site to check something out for this post I get horny as a mother f”#¤%&!
Ok, I am back now. Where was I? Right, after selecting the video a few thoughts started going through my mind as I was a bit nervous to say the least because I am about to stick my dick into this Real Touch devise which is powered by electricity, has lube in it, controlled by a computer and makes you blow your load by applying pressure to your cock in different ways. To the hell with it I thought, I slid my dick into the Realtouch all the way down to the base and crossed my fingers and pressed play.
It started off the scene with the smoking hot porn star giving me a blow job and this was mind boggling. It honestly felt like there was a tongue inside the real touch that was licking along the bottom of my dick, I could not believe what the team at Real Touch have just created and I was only one minute in. There was a bit of lube that was in there to simulate the saliva and the speed and direction of the strokes on my cock where exactly the same as the Realtouch video which really adds to the experience. When she started to deep throat my dick and then gag you can feel the pressure on your knob just like as if she was choking on it in real life, this is freaking amazing! The only thing that would have been better was if there was another device to put you balls in! Maybe I will give them some feedback about this one, haha.
Well when it moved on to the next position where I slid it inside her pussy the Real Touch warmed up and got wetter, making this extremely lifelike and then she started taking it vigorously! It was just pounding away at my crutch like she was having the best time ever and I was loving it. Every change of position and change of pace you felt and loved, I was in heaven. Even when it changed to an anal scene the heat went lower, the lube stopped a bit, the Realtouch tightened up and BAM it was just like being in her ass thinking how did she let me put it in here? This is where I knew I was about to lose control so I quickly skipped to the cumshot and did my load in her mouth.
This was freaking INSANE! I was left there sitting in my chair, beading up sweat on my brow, staring at the ceiling in near exhaustion and total ecstasy. I was thinking that this is seriously the best wank I have ever had in my 32 year old life, including hand jobs from chicks! I had a grin from ear to ear and was just thinking to myself that I have just stumbled upon the greatest invention known to man (the horny man anyway) that is the next best thing to sex except you don’t have to spend a fortune on a date, come up with whity things to say, hope she is good in the sack, risk getting an STD and you don’t even have to make sure you house is clean. You can just power up your laptop, pick your porno and let the Realtouch do its magic.
Thank god I already have a girlfriend otherwise I don’t think I would not be getting laid for a while. I would become one of those hermits that only come out for food and water once a month in the dead of night so no one could see me or slow me down because I would be racing to get home for another round with my Real Touch.
Back to the review, the Real Touch device is pretty simple to clean afterwards. You just take off the outside casing and rinse it under the tap thoroughly and then just add a bit of the Realtouch Anti-bacterial cleaner into it and it is good to go again, and go again I did!
Another Incredible addition to the Real Touch
I have mentioned in one of my previous posts about Realtouch Interactive, this is a service which is also truly amazing although I haven’t tried it out yet but I will shortly. It is an experience like no other (to add to the one we just had that is like no other), you go to the Real Touch interactive website and there you choose from a big selection of Realtouch models and set up a date. When it is date time they have a Real Touch Joystick and you have the device, you have a live one on one date with them where you can chose to use the microphone and webcam if you like or you can just see them. Now whatever they do to the joystick is what you feel, where ever they put the joystick is what you feel, however hard they go is what you feel. This is truly the next dimension of internet sex and I can’t wait to try it out as this is going to boom.
To put it bluntly, women bang themselves all of the time with vibrators and other devices, they even have parties where they all get shown a selection of different dildos and compare stories and it is completely healthy and fine. Without masturbation, we men would be unbearable and there would be a lot more violence in the world, it is a very healthy and natural desire to have and this is an extremely insane tool to further make the experience the best you can have while by yourself. It is about time that something was made to properly cater to the male sex market and the Real Touch team have delivered tenfold.
There is also a section in the Realtouch videos for male enhancement. This is a program that with you can use that is supposed to increase your size and last longer. By increasing the size I think it means to get harder if you have difficulties getting it up. This will be really helpful for those guys out there that are a bit scared of the real thing because you feel like you won’t last long enough in the real world.
I can’t wait to see what the development team comes up with next but all I know is that I am done writing this review on, in my view, the world’s best male virtual sex experience and I am going to give her (I named my device Jazzie) another thrashing. Click the image bellow to check it out for your self.
Also on a side note, if you live outside the USA or Canada you will realize that they don’t ship to you. You don’t need to worry as you can just go to Shipito by clicking here and set up an account so you can send it to them and then they will ship it to you wherever in the world you live. You may also need to buy a power adapter as in the USA they use 110v power outlets while most other places use different voltage such as 240v. You can get one cheap at Amazon by clicking here. If you liked my review then please share it with your friends via the social media share box below.